Twenty - SEXth (26) Birthday

Sept 8, a day to remember: My girlfriend, Sag turned 26.

We celebrated her birthday over dinner in a nice cosy Punjabi restaurant. Many from Bangsar's Indian community frequent this place. Bumping into an Indian relative or friend comes as a mere common co-incidence.

Birthday Gifts: "The Enlightened Sex Manual" - Sexual Skills for the Superior Lover. (CD included with guided exercises) & Lacy Lingerie.

It was amusing to see how her gifts got her boyfriend more excited than her.Her boyfriend bought her a sexy 2 piece & cleverly sent it to my address. This move avoided any possible misunderstandings arising from either party's parents.

Gift 1
The parcel was presented & opened over dinner. Sag's other half was kept busy inspecting the undergarments under bright lights in the restaurant. I gave benefit of the doubt and presumed that he was just checking for defects.

Gift 2
This book got my pal's boyfriend all excited & eyes glued on the pages all night. Besides, this sex bible & the set of sexy lingerie complemented each other.

As it is Indian tradition to keep your virginity intact till marriage. Hence, we'd understand the stress related - sexual deprivation which the guy is required to tolerate. Some (women) believe that it is a test of strength and endurance on their male counterparts.

This however, can be very trying for the couple.A hint of Practical magic: Rumour has it that "orals" and "the Brazillian" have become popular swallowtions (solutions) in pursuit of maintaining well-preserved vaginas.

Here's a sexual stress related example: My cousin's husband was losing a substantial amount of hair (on his head) so they went to seek medical advise. Examination result: The GP claimed that this hair loss problem was due to "lack of sex". I'd advise my cousin sister to get a 2nd opinion.If this was the real root to the problem, then how would it relate to the jungle mass of hair down under. Unless he also suffers a receeding pubic line that is...

The wedding's still 2 months away, and I get the honour of storing her birthday gifts. Well, patience certainly has its virtues as it is known that good comes to those who wait... :)

(FYI, this is a very old entry adapted from one of my earlier blogs. Sag is now happily married & enjoys lots of sex with her husband. She has no qualms speaking publicly of her bedroom activities now that its considered "legal" in the eyes of her community. And she turns 28 come September 2009)