Daddy, Mommy & Uncle

This must be my most repeated story of the year 2008. Everyone who has heard it has been amused by it. Then along comes the puzzling mathematical equations.

A client of mine has a good friend who choses to live his life differently. We call him "Daddy".
As you see, under social norms, Daddy lives with Mommy & they have 2 kids so that's what you call a "family". But under daddy & mommy's social understanding, daddy has a live-in boyfriend.

This peculiar family all live together under one roof. Question is, if the kids have a daddy & a mommy, then how is daddy's boyfriend addressed as? You'd guessed right, they call him "Uncle".

To make things even more family orientated, "Daddy", "Mommy" & "Uncle" sleep in the same bedroom. Big question: How is it possible for mommy to be so understanding?
Also, it seems that daddy & uncle were already going out before daddy's marriage to mommy.

As my client suspected, uncle could be "banging" both mommy & daddy. Hence, a big question mark on whom the biological father of the children is.

Lets do some maths on some possible bedroom routine equations:
Equation 1
If uncle was banging daddy, & daddy was banging mommy, could mommy be blowing uncle?
(Oh well, that was my first guess & same went for many other's too...)
So Wrong!! Unless uncle had 2 dickheads to spare, the above is totally dismissable.
Equation 2
Uncle bangs daddy who bangs mommy who "rims" uncle.

Go figure the rest out. Enjoy the mind-boggling session :)

Cake Cum Surprise

It never occured to me before that adult novelty cakes could cost so much. After enquiring a few commercial & home bakeries, the market price of RM 350 just put me off. But no other cake would make a better b'day surprise for my girlfriend Vivianne who is well known for her erotic sense of humor.

Vivianne & I have always bonded well over dirty jokes, needless to say her mad behavioral patterns has much similarity to my dirty-minded personality. Yes, I have met my match & developed a wonderful friendship. And a good friend well deserves a good "Cake Cum Surprise" on her Birthday.

Besides, it would be a shame not to put my baking skills to good use. And, it would be so typically me (unsurprisingly) to bake a magnificent cock cake. As not to let down anyone who may have had even the slightest idea of me doing it, I went ahead with Project "Kukuciau".

I swear, this is my 1st achievement of such sort. Seriously, I do not have any form of professional training. Not even with cake baking. With a lil research online & some youtube-ing, I reached some form of cock-cake enlightenment.

The 6 hour task was all worth it. I made the whole cake from scratch.

To avoid having 2 cakes on her b'day, I told Vivianne that I was baking her a nice "chocolate" cake. She had the idea that I was baking a chocolate cake but no idea of it was gonna be in a shape of a cock! And yes, she was definitely in for a shock!

The end result? Check the pics out & judge for urselves!
It really turned out to be a "Cake Cum Surprise" or literally so...