This must be my most repeated story of the year 2008. Everyone who has heard it has been amused by it. Then along comes the puzzling mathematical equations.
A client of mine has a good friend who choses to live his life differently. We call him "Daddy".
As you see, under social norms, Daddy lives with Mommy & they have 2 kids so that's what you call a "family". But under daddy & mommy's social understanding, daddy has a live-in boyfriend.
This peculiar family all live together under one roof. Question is, if the kids have a daddy & a mommy, then how is daddy's boyfriend addressed as? You'd guessed right, they call him "Uncle".
To make things even more family orientated, "Daddy", "Mommy" & "Uncle" sleep in the same bedroom. Big question: How is it possible for mommy to be so understanding?
Also, it seems that daddy & uncle were already going out before daddy's marriage to mommy.
As my client suspected, uncle could be "banging" both mommy & daddy. Hence, a big question mark on whom the biological father of the children is.
Lets do some maths on some possible bedroom routine equations:
Equation 1
If uncle was banging daddy, & daddy was banging mommy, could mommy be blowing uncle?
(Oh well, that was my first guess & same went for many other's too...)
So Wrong!! Unless uncle had 2 dickheads to spare, the above is totally dismissable.
Equation 2
Uncle bangs daddy who bangs mommy who "rims" uncle.
Go figure the rest out. Enjoy the mind-boggling session :)
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